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Andres Lucero · July 26th, 2003, 02:41 AM

"You've got a great big dollar sign there where most women have a heart."

"Hello there, soldier. Ready to kill more Germans?"

"I am Sparticus."

"Your daughter? Gee, isn't it great to have a lovely, tall, pretty little, small daughter like that, it's really wonderful."

"Purity of Essence."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts."

"I love the use of the color blue by the artist."

"REDRUM! REDRUM!"

"Me so horny. Me love you long time."

"Fidelio."

Dylan Couper · July 26th, 2003, 10:48 AM

I could add a page full of my favorites from Full Metal Jacket, but it would be deleted due to content in about 3 seconds. :)

** EDIT***
I couldn't stop myself. Here are some great ones, and the only ones that don't have F*** or S*** in them....

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."

"Did your parents have any children that lived?!
Sir, yes, sir!
I'll bet they regret that "

"These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!"

Okay, for the REALLY good ones, check out this site.
WARNING, CONTAINS POTTY LANGUAGE
Private Cowboy is infamous.

Keith Loh · July 26th, 2003, 12:29 PM

Colonel Dax : Sir, would you like me to suggest what you can do with that promotion.
General Broulard : Colonel Dax! You will apologise at once or I shall have you placed under arrest at once!
Colonel Dax : I apologise for not being entirely honest with you. I apologise for not revealing my true feelings. I apologise, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man - and you can go to hell before I apologise to you now or ever again!
General Broulard : Colonel Dax, you're a disappointment to me. You've spoiled the keenness of your mind by wallowing in sentimentality. You really did want to save those men, and you were not angling for Mireau's command. You're an idealist - and I pity you as I would the village idiot. We're fighting a war, Dax, a war that we've got to win. Those men didn't fight, so they were shot. You bring charges against General Mireau, so I insist that he answer them. Wherein have I done wrong?
Colonel Dax : Because you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you.

John Locke · July 26th, 2003, 07:30 PM

Keith,

Checked new posts this morning and read this one of yours. I couldn't figure out what movie you were referring to. Went a plopped down in front of the TV and an old black & white movie with Kirk Douglas that I've never seen before started...and I'll be damned if it wasn't the one you just quoted. How's that for serendipity?

July 26th, 2003, 02:41 AM	#1
Andres Lucero Regular Crew Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 75	Happy Birthday, Stanley! "You've got a great big dollar sign there where most women have a heart." "Hello there, soldier. Ready to kill more Germans?" "I am Sparticus." "Your daughter? Gee, isn't it great to have a lovely, tall, pretty little, small daughter like that, it's really wonderful." "Purity of Essence." "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts." "I love the use of the color blue by the artist." "REDRUM! REDRUM!" "Me so horny. Me love you long time." "Fidelio."

July 26th, 2003, 10:48 AM	#2
Dylan Couper Wrangler Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 8,314	I could add a page full of my favorites from Full Metal Jacket, but it would be deleted due to content in about 3 seconds. :) EDIT* I couldn't stop myself. Here are some great ones, and the only ones that don't have F* or S* in them.... "I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them." "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war." "Did your parents have any children that lived?! Sir, yes, sir! I'll bet they regret that " "These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!" Okay, for the REALLY good ones, check out this site. WARNING, CONTAINS POTTY LANGUAGE Private Cowboy is infamous. __________________ Need to rent camera gear in Vancouver BC? Check me out at camerarentalsvancouver.com

July 26th, 2003, 12:29 PM	#3
Keith Loh Air China Pilot Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 2,389	From Paths of Glory: Colonel Dax : Sir, would you like me to suggest what you can do with that promotion. General Broulard : Colonel Dax! You will apologise at once or I shall have you placed under arrest at once! Colonel Dax : I apologise for not being entirely honest with you. I apologise for not revealing my true feelings. I apologise, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man - and you can go to hell before I apologise to you now or ever again! General Broulard : Colonel Dax, you're a disappointment to me. You've spoiled the keenness of your mind by wallowing in sentimentality. You really did want to save those men, and you were not angling for Mireau's command. You're an idealist - and I pity you as I would the village idiot. We're fighting a war, Dax, a war that we've got to win. Those men didn't fight, so they were shot. You bring charges against General Mireau, so I insist that he answer them. Wherein have I done wrong? Colonel Dax : Because you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you. __________________ -- Visit http://www.KeithLoh.com \| stuff about living in Vancouver \| My Flickr photo gallery

July 26th, 2003, 07:30 PM	#4
John Locke Retired DV Info Net Almunus Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Austin, TX USA Posts: 2,882	Keith, Checked new posts this morning and read this one of yours. I couldn't figure out what movie you were referring to. Went a plopped down in front of the TV and an old black & white movie with Kirk Douglas that I've never seen before started...and I'll be damned if it wasn't the one you just quoted. How's that for serendipity? __________________ John Locke SursumFilms.com