Amazon Comes out With New Farcical Drone Commercial

[Dave Allen]

For those with a congenital suspension of disbelief, Communist New Network, aka CNN, the same network that fabricated the fake "14 year old Muslim Boy Invents a Clock" false narrative, now Amazon via CNN and the unquestioning media is doubling down on their subterfuge and propaganda drone delivery campaign nonsense.

Ever since a scathing biography came out on Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos that exposed him in a most negative light, his Paid PR minions were sent into overdrive to divert attention away from the book. And those with a suspended state of disbelief are nursing on the disinformation teat like a dehydrated lapdog.

While those who actually fly multirotors know better, it will be a cold day in hell before drone delivery is ever employed by Amazon, and they know it, but here is how they sugarcoat that reality:

"Putting Prime Air into service will take some time," Amazon said. "We will deploy when we have the regulatory support needed to realize our vision."

Corporate PR propaganda pablum translated: "It will be a cold day in hell before the technology will work, but it will never be cost effective, but rather than admit the obvious, I know! Lets blame it on a lack of regulatory support! Yea, that's it, no regulatory support, that's the ticket, yeah!"

New Amazon drone video, brought to you by Jeremy Clarkson - Nov. 29, 2015

[Jim Michael]

Maybe they can deliver some diphtheria serum to Nome.

[Dave Baker]

Seems to suit Clarkson down to the ground!

Dave

[Rob Cantwell]

lol nothing like a little miss direct, all illusionists use it!

Much preferred the video that came after that one, the stupid shoppers beating the bejasus out of each other over, mostly crap merchandise.

:-)

[Dave Allen]

At least the violent shopper videos are real!