Acoolades and Reviews of my film

[Shaun Roemich]

BTW... John Williams wasn't available to score the film but I found a guy on Craigslist named Phil Williams who was willing to do it for IMDB credit and meth.

[Dylan Couper]

:( :( :(

SIgh...

Unfortunately, I'm sad to announce that we've just received some really bad news.

According to the FDA our film has been proven to cause cancer, hepatitis, and spontaneous dismemberment in lab mice, humans, and 3 species of whale.

We're adding a 2 frame warning to the beginning of the film. Please read it and watch at your own risk.

[Bill Thesken]

Wow, you guys really know how to pre-hype a film don't ya?
I feel like I'm getting prepped to watch Super 8 again.....!

[Pete Bauer]

Originally Posted by Shaun Roemich

The censors have cleared ONE frame...

No wonder I got fired for watching this! Oh my gawd, look at the blown out dry erase board reflection and the specular off the arm of that chair! Then there's the colorist work. Dull, undersaturated but without the cachet of CSI. Were they looking for B&W and couldn't find it? Really, does that brown cast say "UPS" like no other film in the competition?

At 3:12 into the film, the director totally lost me as far as suspension of disbelief. I may have dozed off briefly because I don't remember any whales experiencing spontaneous dismemberment. But in any case, exactly what member would spontaneously dis- from a whale? Just doesn't work for me.

But all in all, considering the handsome incentive (6-pack of Shiner) they offered me to review the film, I give it 4.75 stars. A must-see masterpiece! *

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*Legal Disclaimer: I have not seen this film.

[Shaun Roemich]

Originally Posted by Pete Bauer

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*Legal Disclaimer: I have not seen this film.

Wish I could say the same... I can't UNsee the film...