time machine for sale

[Richard Veil]

opening bid is hundred million billion dollars

but I must have a cashiers check and know what year you are in,
Oh also what planet ect
My tme machine weighs aboutt 1000 tons if you need it shipped.

r

[Robbie Smolinsky]

Richard, are the special crystals included with this sale, or must they be bought seperately? Also, can you accept credit cards through Paypal, at that price, I really can't pay cash.... :P

[Andrew Petrie]

<<<-- Originally posted by Robbie Smolinsky : Also, can you accept credit cards through Paypal, at that price, I really can't pay cash.... :P -->>>

Just do what I do with acting talent: 'Deferred payment'

[Barry Lajnwand]

Does it go backwards AND forwards? A lot of the ones on eBay can only go backwards, is why I ask.

[Jimmy McKenzie]

yes, but does it come with a lighting kit? Perhaps one on sale?

[Dylan Couper]

dear sir
i am from toronto but currently now travlling in prague, and wish to buy your tim machin for sale. i have billion dollars to pay more for your price and will good faith send you all for this. we to use www.bigfake-escrow.com for safe on both our side. i send to them, money, yes then you send time mechin. escrow site check both, the send rest to each. i send you full 1 billion, and you to take shipp cost out as well as your price, and send rest back, in good faith. is good?

[Adam Lubkin]

I am willing to pay one billion and one dollars. I am currently located in 2005. The money is in 2105.

[Jim Sofranko]

NTSC or PAL?

[Boyd Ostroff]

Hey Dylan, that link to bigfake-escrow.com isn't working. That's the place where I just sent the $20,000 to help the Nigerian Diplomat get his money into the US. Should I be worried?...

(this is all a lot of fun on April 1, but I'm gonna move it to Area 51)

[John Sandel]

Mr. Veil---

Please be advised that I have paid you in full for this technology. You will not remember the sale date, as it occurred on November 3, 1869.

In fact, since you failed to deliver, I had agents of my employ raid your compound in a lightning strike during the Stock Market Crash of 1929 (nothing covers insurgent action like a general panic) and have had the full use of the machine in the years since. I have roved the centuries, drunk the wine of empires and dallied with the great courtesans of history.

One question: HOW DO I STOP THIS THING!?

I'm headed unwillingly into the distant future, where, thank gosh, my descendants and yours have reconcoiled our ancient retail dispute. But the future ain't what it was s'posed to be, and I want to return your machine. It works too well ...

Please contact me via ultraquantum hyperspatial quarkmail as soon as is practicable. Back in the 1st century BCE, Cleopatra's claiming she's preggers and I fear her goons will catch up to me by intermarrying with your ancestors. (What a mess.)

[Keith Loh]

Richard,

I am interested.

But are you willing to break up the package?

[George Ellis]

I am not interested unless it supports 24p.

[Jeremy Davidson]

Is there a trial version of its software available for download? If so, does it only allow you to travel a maximum of 30 days into the future before purchasing the full version? Or perhaps you can only use it five times (better make sure you save that last trip to get home)?

When is v2.0 slated to be released?

[Steve Witt]

They say time travel really could be possible, just not for any physical being because of the speed requirement. They say that by using "worm holes," which are theoretically small passages in the time continum, time travel can be accomplished. So think of the direction this is going in. It is possible, but we can never do it. Well I say what about the electronic information age. If nothing physical can travel through time, then what about an elctronic message. (an E-mail) I believe it is possible to send an e-mail today, back to a computer yesterday. The speed requirement is definely there. So if a terrible(preventable) tragedy happens to somone close to you, can send an e-mail back in time (to the day before) either to yourself or the person involved in the tragedy and corrective, preventive actions result in no tragedy. No Flux Capacitor needed. So the moral of this story is.....better check your freakin' emails.

[Boyd Ostroff]

I don't know about a time machine, but a machine for interdimensional travel was supposedly developed a few miles from my home in the Jersey Pine Barrens: http://www.deoxy.org/inc2.htm