Greetings Earthlings -- what is Area 51?

Bill Ravens · April 1st, 2004, 01:40 PM

Living here in new mexico, I'm pretty familoiar with area 51 and the Roswell incident. Aliens crash landed just outside Roswell, NM and the entire event was hushed up by the DoD. If you don't beleive me, there are 2 little old viejitas that run the alien artifact museum in Roswell. Area 51 was the place that the USAF took the bodies of those poor little aliens. There is, apparently, some footage of the autopsy performed. It's rumored that one alien survived and currently lives in redmond, WA.

Heath McKnight · April 1st, 2004, 02:00 PM

This post is getting hilarious!

heath

Adam C Bowman · April 1st, 2004, 06:31 PM

And it's about time too! I don't know what I mean by that since I really haven't been in here much. But hey.... as Jack Handy says...
If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go. Cause man, their gone!

Joe Carney · April 2nd, 2004, 01:09 PM

Is just a coincidence that UFOs never show up over western Europe? hmmmmmm. Only the former USSR and the USA, hmmmmm. Or are the Europeans too embarassed to admit it?
really hmmmmmmm.

April 1st, 2004, 02:00 PM	#17
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Adam C Bowman New Boot Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: SLC, UT Posts: 16	And it's about time too! I don't know what I mean by that since I really haven't been in here much. But hey.... as Jack Handy says... If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go. Cause man, their gone! __________________ monkey

April 1st, 2004, 01:40 PM	#16
Bill Ravens Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: santa fe, nm Posts: 3,264 Images: 10	Living here in new mexico, I'm pretty familoiar with area 51 and the Roswell incident. Aliens crash landed just outside Roswell, NM and the entire event was hushed up by the DoD. If you don't beleive me, there are 2 little old viejitas that run the alien artifact museum in Roswell. Area 51 was the place that the USAF took the bodies of those poor little aliens. There is, apparently, some footage of the autopsy performed. It's rumored that one alien survived and currently lives in redmond, WA.

April 2nd, 2004, 01:09 PM	#19
Joe Carney Inner Circle Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Centreville Va Posts: 1,828	Is just a coincidence that UFOs never show up over western Europe? hmmmmmm. Only the former USSR and the USA, hmmmmm. Or are the Europeans too embarassed to admit it? really hmmmmmmm.