Two separate one liners from the same character:

"No Bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets."

and

"Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod."

Garrett

No guesses yet? Need a hint or just no one playing yet?

Garrett

Is it "The Prestige"?

-Jon

Nope. It started life as an action movie and ended up being a comedy.

Another hint in a few hours if no one gets is.

Garrett

OK, 1960's movie involving the Japanese and American movie industry.

Garrett

What's Up Tiger Lily.

You got it Paul. Your turn.

Garrett

Okay, let's see . . .

The movie isn't that obscure, but the dialogue may be:

Character 1: What do you know about women?
Character 2: I got seven wives, how many you got?
Character 1: Why aren't you home with your seven wives?
Character 2: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.

I think I know. Does it involve a Coke Bottle?

Garrett

It does indeed.

How nice of Garrett to want to give someone else a turn! :)

One of my favorites: The Gods Must Be Crazy

I was just telling someone about the rhinoceros being the self-appointed fire marshal...

Paul hasn't stopped by, but I'm almost positive on the movie so here goes with a new one. It’s more the beautiful cinematography in the scene than the line that makes me like this quote:

“At that moment I knew, surely and clearly, that I was witnessing perfection.”

More from the same scene--narrated, by the way:

"My brother stood before us not on a bank of the Big Blackfoot River but suspended, above the earth, free from all its laws--like a work of art."

Oooops. Sorry . . . you got it Lorinda! Your turn.

Umm,

A River Runs Through It

I think

Garrett