ARE YOU TIRED OF WALKING AROUND NAKED?

Maybe it is because you don't own a DVC t-shirt!

If you are tired of getting arrested all the time for public nudity, now is the time to get one of these shirts.

But not getting arrested for public nudity is just one of the perks! In addition, you NEED one of these shirts because....
- I need a laptop and you want me to have one so buy a shirt.
- I'll be switching to Cafepress or something after this and I doubt they have the quality of this last batch of badassed shirts!
- They are on sale!!
- You can't not look sexy in one of these!

How much you ask?

WAIT A SECOND!!!

ARE THESE THE NOW INFAMOUS SHIRTS THAT ROB LOHMAN AND I WORE AT NAB, SCORING US THE HOTTEST HONIES AT THE SHOW?

YES!

And now you can own one too. If you need it RIGHT NOW, my Paypal info is a the bottom, otherwise take a look of how pro you'll look in one of these...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/the_klenzer/DVCshirt2.jpg


DON'T WAIT, QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED!

Remember, these are the last ones I'm going to have. Remaining quantities are:
XL SOLD OUT
L SOLD OUT
M 2
S 3

Excluding the shirt I have sitting on my desk reserved for DVinfo moderator Pete Bauer! Even Pete, who is a good looking guy on his own, knows what one of these shirts can do for you!

"Owning this shirt changed my life. Not only did random gorgeous women start offering to massage my feet and feed me grapes, but I also started winning the lottery on a regular basis! Thanks Dylan, The DVC saved my life!" *


So, just how much are these beauties?
Reduced to only $25+$6 shipping!
Remember, these are actually quality shirts, not the cheap junk most places pump out.

I'm only selling these for one week, after that I'm giving the rest to my family as Christmas gifts (yeah I'm a cheap bastard).

So, the second you realize you cannot live without one of these, send a Paypal payment with the size of shirt you want immediatly to the_klenzer@hotmail.com


*Not an actual testimonial from Pete Bauer.

Aw, glad to hear it's on your desk...I was afraid Customs saw your name in the return address and acted accordingly!

Can't vouch for any positive social effects, as I'm married and therefore immunized against such pleasures.

ARE YOU TIRED OF WALKING AROUND NAKED?
Nope. :)

Bill

Dylan,
save me a large. i'm out of town and don't have my paypal info on me. I want one, I'm tired of running around naked using $20 bills to cover my privates. So it dawned on me to trade in the money for some clothes.

Michael,

Dylan and many of his dearest friends found out a long time ago that a $1 greenback covers just as much real estate as a $20. But then, maybe a $20 makes one feel better about the value of that which it covers....

;-)

Well, I was using a 50 spot but I thought it was a bit overkill.

I had to securely store mine, too many women :)

Dylan, I want the XL !
I will send the paypal payment as soon as I get home (meaning 8 hours from now).

Cheers,

Benjamin.

But then, maybe a $20 makes one feel better about the value of that which it covers....

;-)


It depends....in the really cold weather I'd just need a nickel.


-Jon

Remaining shirts have been updated!
See first post!

It depends....in the really cold weather I'd just need a nickel.


-Jon

I think the small t-shirt will do ya.

XL and L are sold out.

Oh great! Large sold out. Had I been not working, (unlike you guys), I would have been reading this sooner and laundered my bill before sending it in to buy one.

I'm also married and my wife keeps it locked up, so no need anyway.

wow, I've had 4 girls want to go out with me just because they HEARD I bought a t-shirt. This is much cheaper than actually paying the girls directly. Thanks Dylan.

Should be shipping these Thursday.... (cough) MICHAEL....

Oh.....

I had a really great line about the South Park guys and Mr. Hat but I dare not go into it here. Mixed company and all that.

Sean