View Full Version : What do Canada and Texas have in common?


Frank Granovski
March 8th, 2003, 08:32 PM
What does the country of Canada and the country of Texas have in common?

Rik Sanchez
March 8th, 2003, 08:54 PM
The two places with the most DVinfo members?

Richard Alvarez
March 8th, 2003, 09:16 PM
Beautifull women

John Locke
March 8th, 2003, 09:28 PM
Handsome men

Rik Sanchez
March 8th, 2003, 09:33 PM
John,
you left out the "with big cameras" part ;)

Matt Betea
March 8th, 2003, 09:51 PM
I was going to say both Canadian, but the Texas part threw me off :)

Frank Granovski
March 8th, 2003, 10:58 PM
Canada and Texas have the same GDP...

Australia, same as Ohio,
Russia, New Jersey,
Iran, Alabama ("home, sweet home alabama..."),
Ireland, Nevada,
etc.

This and more was in today's Globe & Mail, Canadian national newspaper.

Dylan Couper
March 9th, 2003, 04:06 AM
Uh, Canada and Texas both have the same amount of letters in their name?

No, wait! Canada and Texas both have the same GDP!

What do I win?

John Locke
March 9th, 2003, 04:31 AM
So...how much? Did they say?

Frank Granovski
March 9th, 2003, 01:04 PM
Yes, it did say. But I don't know if it's in Canadian or US Dollars. One Canadian Dollar is roughly $0.68.

Canada/Texas = $717-billion.

USA = $9.8-trillion
European Union = $7.9-trillion
Japan = $4.7-trillion
Russia = $259-billion

Jeff Donald
March 9th, 2003, 01:08 PM
Canada and Texas:

Where the men are men, so are the women and the sheep run scared.

Jeff

Frank Granovski
March 9th, 2003, 01:15 PM
Don't goat me now. Okay: that would be Scotland...where the men wear dresses and the sheep are nervous, or in NZ: where the men are dags and the sheep are nervous. I think in Canada and Texas, it's the mow mows that are nervous.

Kirk Messner
March 11th, 2003, 05:15 PM
I didn't know that Texas was a country :)

Frank Granovski
March 11th, 2003, 06:36 PM
It might as well be! Like Alaska.

John Locke
March 11th, 2003, 07:20 PM
Used to be a country...stretched from Mexico to Wyoming and included Santa Fe, Denver, lots of good ski country today...especially Jackson Hole.

If Texas still had all that land, who would Coloradans hate?

Dan Holly
March 12th, 2003, 12:58 PM
I actually had a US manufacturer wanting to know how we were going to pay for customs fees for a shipment they were sending us.......jeez, guess they missed that day of class in high school US History. To make it even worse, I told them to make sure they had updated passports when they come up to visit <;~)

To eliminate this nonsense, in the last few years we just give suppliers the address of our freight forwarder in Seattle, and the billing address of Anchorage....(yes, a US Postal stamps still works up here =)

John Locke
March 12th, 2003, 07:06 PM
Dan,

Sounds like New Mexico, too. Someone who worked in a hotel in Santa Fe said that they get calls from people all over the States wanting to know..."do you accept U.S. currency?"..."do we need to bring our passports?"..."do you speak English?"

Cringe.

Rob Lohman
March 15th, 2003, 07:47 AM
Not to sound stupid... but... what is GDP?

Jeff Donald
March 15th, 2003, 01:02 PM
Gross Domestic Product

Garret Ambrosio
April 25th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Gross Domestic Product. The total market value of all final goods and services produced in a country in a given year, equal to total consumer, investment and government spending, plus the value of exports, minus the value of imports.

Chris Hurd
April 26th, 2003, 04:57 AM
John

<< Used to be a country...stretched from Mexico to Wyoming and included Santa Fe, Denver, lots of good ski country today...especially Jackson Hole. >>

Feh. You could say the exact same thing about Louisiana, so that ain't nothing special.

Peter Lock
April 26th, 2003, 07:55 AM
<<<-- Originally posted by Frank Granovski : Don't goat me now. Okay: that would be Scotland...where the men wear dresses and the sheep are nervous, or in NZ: where the men are dags and the sheep are nervous. I think in Canada and Texas, it's the mow mows that are nervous. -->>>

I think you'll find some Canadian regiments wear Kilts.
This side of the pond we eat sheep and Smoke Fags.

Boyd Ostroff
April 26th, 2003, 09:28 AM
<<<-- Originally posted by Frank Granovski : I don't know if it's in Canadian or US Dollars. One Canadian Dollar is roughly $0.68. Canada/Texas=$717-billion.
Russia = $259-billion -->>>

Hmm... interesting article in Barron's last week about Microsoft "Feeding too many mouths"

"In January of 2000, the total market value of Microsoft reached $700 billion and it became the largest holding in the entire Standard and Poor's 500 index....Microsoft's stock has since declined 58.5%... to $24.21 on March 31. That's a loss of more than $363 billion, an amount exceeding the gross national product of all but a few nations"

Too bad, looks like Bill won't be able to buy Canada anymore, but he should still be able to pick up Russia if he want's ;-)

Jeff Donald
April 26th, 2003, 11:05 AM
Bill makes on average $58 per second. There was a joke going around that if Bill Gates was walking down the street and saw a $100 bill on the ground and he bent over over to pick it up he would lose money (based on an average of 3 seconds to pick it up).

One of my favorite MS quotes:

Even as a longtime critic of the company, I must admit that Microsoft occasionally flirts with the truth. Well, perhaps "flirt" is too strong a word. Let's just say Microsoft sometimes honks and waves as it drives by her house. -- Nicholas Petreley, "Down to the Wire", _Infoworld_, 06/14/99