I was trying to view a movie trailer at apple.com and an error message that appeared said couldn't open the file because a bad public movie atom was found. Now what in the world does that mean?

Sounds like you need to annihiliate it with a good private movie antiatom.

First hydrogen molecule: I've lost my electron!
Second hydrogen molecule: Are you sure?
First hydrogen molecule: I'm positive!

But Google shows this line of jestation is hardly original.

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