Adrian Tan
November 24th, 2014, 09:55 PM
So, each potential sound source can have issues. DJ line out can be dirty, lav mics can rub against clothing or be dislodged by grooms, recorders taped to microphones can have handling noise, etc. Once I had a priest drop my recorder after removing it from himself; the batteries fell out; the recording stopped halfway; the sound file corrupted, and I could only recover part of it.
But all these things are in some sense blaming the world, or things you can't control.
Just for fun, here's a list of some more basic things that have gone wrong for me that were my fault, or issues that had me scratching my head for a while:
1. Couldn't get sound from a lav mic. Everything's turned on. What's wrong? Turned out there was a switch on the transmitter -- mic/line level.
2. Only got occasional sound from a lav mic. What? Turns out the antenna of the transmitter wasn't screwed in all the way, so there was sometimes a connection and sometimes wasn't.
3. No sound from dynamic mic. Turned the levels up to maximum and got something. Realised there was a mic/line level setting on the recorder itself.
4. Plugged into DJ speakers and got awful screeching. Realised later that I had left 48V phantom power turned on.
5. No levels on recorder. Tried everything. Then finally tried switching the XLR cable, and that solved the issue.
6. No levels on recorder. Tried everything. Then tried switching the XLR cable, and found I couldn't: there's a lock on the XLR connection that had somehow jammed, leaving the cable neither fully in nor fully out. Got my technically-minded friend to take the recorder apart to fix.
And more prosaic things that have gone wrong:
-- Battery died 5 hours into reception. I'd neglected to keep checking it. Ever since, I tend to carry big external batteries to make sure they stay on.
-- Big external battery has a fuse that somehow trips off. Recorder goes off after 5 hours anyway.
-- Second shooter plugged in shotgun and 48V, not realising how quickly this drains the recorder. It was dead in 15.
-- Left on standby mode instead of record.
-- Forgot to turn power on.
-- Forgot to press record.
-- Yamaha C24 stopping recording after 2 minutes for no explicable reason. After reformatting the card, everything works properly.
-- SD card apparently corrupted; recorder refuses to write to it.
-- I forget to load an SD card in the first place.
-- Forgot to change microphone "input power" to "on" on recorder, and didn't do a sound check before putting it on groom.
-- I forget to bring an XLR cable.
-- Attached microphone to wrong lectern (as a rule, I now whack one on every lectern in sight).
-- Forgot to turn Rode VMP on after putting on camera (now, we tend to leave these things on the entire day -- no chance of running out of battery, but high chance of forgetting to turn back on).
-- Rode VMP discovered to be turned off. Reason: there's three settings, off, on and low cut. But you can also slide the switch in between those settings, in which case the microphone just goes off.
-- Rode VMP apparently won't turn on, despite fresh batteries. We keep jiggling it, and eventually it works. Suspected reason: we use gaffer tape on the top of our 9V so they don't accidentally connect and explode in the bag, but perhaps gaffer tape remnants had transferred to the microphone and prevented a connection.
Not sure what the exact point is of making this list. I suppose it's partly because one of these issues (mic/line level on recorder) happened to me on Sunday. But also because I met up with a couple last night who asked why they shouldn't get a $500 film student from Gumtree rather than a professional videographer. I did say that a lot of things can go wrong at weddings, and experience does make a difference, but I think that maybe they'd be horrified if they knew just how many things can go wrong -- most of the issues above I think I could only have learned from experience.
But all these things are in some sense blaming the world, or things you can't control.
Just for fun, here's a list of some more basic things that have gone wrong for me that were my fault, or issues that had me scratching my head for a while:
1. Couldn't get sound from a lav mic. Everything's turned on. What's wrong? Turned out there was a switch on the transmitter -- mic/line level.
2. Only got occasional sound from a lav mic. What? Turns out the antenna of the transmitter wasn't screwed in all the way, so there was sometimes a connection and sometimes wasn't.
3. No sound from dynamic mic. Turned the levels up to maximum and got something. Realised there was a mic/line level setting on the recorder itself.
4. Plugged into DJ speakers and got awful screeching. Realised later that I had left 48V phantom power turned on.
5. No levels on recorder. Tried everything. Then finally tried switching the XLR cable, and that solved the issue.
6. No levels on recorder. Tried everything. Then tried switching the XLR cable, and found I couldn't: there's a lock on the XLR connection that had somehow jammed, leaving the cable neither fully in nor fully out. Got my technically-minded friend to take the recorder apart to fix.
And more prosaic things that have gone wrong:
-- Battery died 5 hours into reception. I'd neglected to keep checking it. Ever since, I tend to carry big external batteries to make sure they stay on.
-- Big external battery has a fuse that somehow trips off. Recorder goes off after 5 hours anyway.
-- Second shooter plugged in shotgun and 48V, not realising how quickly this drains the recorder. It was dead in 15.
-- Left on standby mode instead of record.
-- Forgot to turn power on.
-- Forgot to press record.
-- Yamaha C24 stopping recording after 2 minutes for no explicable reason. After reformatting the card, everything works properly.
-- SD card apparently corrupted; recorder refuses to write to it.
-- I forget to load an SD card in the first place.
-- Forgot to change microphone "input power" to "on" on recorder, and didn't do a sound check before putting it on groom.
-- I forget to bring an XLR cable.
-- Attached microphone to wrong lectern (as a rule, I now whack one on every lectern in sight).
-- Forgot to turn Rode VMP on after putting on camera (now, we tend to leave these things on the entire day -- no chance of running out of battery, but high chance of forgetting to turn back on).
-- Rode VMP discovered to be turned off. Reason: there's three settings, off, on and low cut. But you can also slide the switch in between those settings, in which case the microphone just goes off.
-- Rode VMP apparently won't turn on, despite fresh batteries. We keep jiggling it, and eventually it works. Suspected reason: we use gaffer tape on the top of our 9V so they don't accidentally connect and explode in the bag, but perhaps gaffer tape remnants had transferred to the microphone and prevented a connection.
Not sure what the exact point is of making this list. I suppose it's partly because one of these issues (mic/line level on recorder) happened to me on Sunday. But also because I met up with a couple last night who asked why they shouldn't get a $500 film student from Gumtree rather than a professional videographer. I did say that a lot of things can go wrong at weddings, and experience does make a difference, but I think that maybe they'd be horrified if they knew just how many things can go wrong -- most of the issues above I think I could only have learned from experience.