What does that mean at the top of the page?

I think it's just a stylish way of saying "You last visited the forum at... <time>"!

That's exactly what it is -- thanks Mike!

I love the way they worded that because it makes me think I'm almost intelligent. Almost.

I always hoped that other people didn't see that after reading one of posts, they might want their money back.

I'm always ready and willing to fully refund the $ amount we charge for access to this site, at any time... no reason required.