Frank Granovski
April 21st, 2004, 03:52 PM
President makes unprecedented NAB appearance
In a surprise appearance in Las Vegas today, President GWB. Jr. made an important announcement.
"We Americans have been a hundred lines too short for far too long. Our cattle industry has suffered, our oil prices have gone through the roof and our jobs have been outsourced as a result. So today I am announcing we will change our broadcasting system, shooting for nothing less than perfection at last. PAL is, tomorrow's technology today, and we will embrace this bold new future so G_D help us all. With the immediate dismantling of our 60Hz electrical system and implementation of the 50Hz system, we will see the biggest boom to our economy unprecedented in the history of the world!"
One reporter managed to ask a question. "Was SECAM ever considered in your re-election strategy?"
Replying, "That was never considered as an option because Americans would have to study French; and our good neighbours up north have been there and failed."
The president was then whisked away by CIA bodyguards and his re-election aids but not before he winked.
In a surprise appearance in Las Vegas today, President GWB. Jr. made an important announcement.
"We Americans have been a hundred lines too short for far too long. Our cattle industry has suffered, our oil prices have gone through the roof and our jobs have been outsourced as a result. So today I am announcing we will change our broadcasting system, shooting for nothing less than perfection at last. PAL is, tomorrow's technology today, and we will embrace this bold new future so G_D help us all. With the immediate dismantling of our 60Hz electrical system and implementation of the 50Hz system, we will see the biggest boom to our economy unprecedented in the history of the world!"
One reporter managed to ask a question. "Was SECAM ever considered in your re-election strategy?"
Replying, "That was never considered as an option because Americans would have to study French; and our good neighbours up north have been there and failed."
The president was then whisked away by CIA bodyguards and his re-election aids but not before he winked.