Lectrosonics Introduces QP1 Wireless Microphone System (http://www.lectrosonics.com/PressReleases/qp1/qp1.htm)

Unobtanium alloy? I NEED to get me some of that!

Frequency response of 0 - 8Hz? Brown Sound here I come!

Should be nice. At least up to the point when the government privatizes and sells off "our" part of the quantum spectrum to the intergalactic travel industry.

Nothing worse than worm-hole tour guide chatter screwing up your inter-species wedding videos.

Sigh.

LOL it's an April Fools gag from the last outfit you'd expect one from. Check the date.

Cheers.