Nick Flowers
October 22nd, 2008, 08:10 AM
People outside the UK might find some of this strange...or perhaps have similar arrangements for their Heads of State.
When covering events attended by senior members of the Royal Family, news organisations are (or perhaps were: does this system still exist? My memories are from the '80s) obliged to participate in the Royal Rota. Just one TV crew and one stills man (plus a gaggle of journos) could follow the Royal around and they would share their pics with the world's media afterwards. Beforehand the 'lucky' crew would be lectured by the harassed person from the COI (Central Office of Information) who reminded us that we mustn't get too close, mustn't shoot royalty ascending or descending stairs, mustn't hear any conversation between Royal and person being addressed....and so on and so on. I got into trouble with a burly member of Special Branch who thought my mic was too close to Fergie at one time and I was severely ticked off.
If punctuality is the politeness of princes, our royal lot are an ill mannered example of the breed. Always bloody late! While everyone waits and gets cold talk inevitably turns to the fate of Charles I.
On one occasion I was in the crew assigned to covering the visit of the Queen Mother to various parts of East Kent, as she was Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports (pronunciation note: in this case 'Cinque' is pronounced 'Sink': it's a hangover from mediaeval French). At the end of the first day it was relayed to us that the Queen Mum was finding the hand lamp, wielded by our electrician, a little hard to see past. So after that Gerry, our spark, always made sure that he didn't dazzle her. Final day and we were preceding her, tracking backwards (how else would loyal subjects retreat from her!!!?) and the plan was for us to peel off down a side corridor while she and the party passed us and went straight on. To our horror, she followed us down the side passage. We were like rabbits in the headlights, making disordered gestures, pointing to where she should have gone. But she had come to say 'thank you' to Gerry!
The final shot of the day was her sailing out of Dover Harbour, on Britannia (the Royal Yacht). The band of the Royal Marines was playing 'Sunset', the sun WAS setting behind the town and on the rear deck of Britannia HRH gave us a special wave as she passed us at the end of the jetty.
People who don't especially have any particular regard for monarchy might find all this a load of tosh. I rather liked it, though. It made up for all those times I got soaked in the rain waiting for some other royal to decide to grace us with her/his presence.
When covering events attended by senior members of the Royal Family, news organisations are (or perhaps were: does this system still exist? My memories are from the '80s) obliged to participate in the Royal Rota. Just one TV crew and one stills man (plus a gaggle of journos) could follow the Royal around and they would share their pics with the world's media afterwards. Beforehand the 'lucky' crew would be lectured by the harassed person from the COI (Central Office of Information) who reminded us that we mustn't get too close, mustn't shoot royalty ascending or descending stairs, mustn't hear any conversation between Royal and person being addressed....and so on and so on. I got into trouble with a burly member of Special Branch who thought my mic was too close to Fergie at one time and I was severely ticked off.
If punctuality is the politeness of princes, our royal lot are an ill mannered example of the breed. Always bloody late! While everyone waits and gets cold talk inevitably turns to the fate of Charles I.
On one occasion I was in the crew assigned to covering the visit of the Queen Mother to various parts of East Kent, as she was Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports (pronunciation note: in this case 'Cinque' is pronounced 'Sink': it's a hangover from mediaeval French). At the end of the first day it was relayed to us that the Queen Mum was finding the hand lamp, wielded by our electrician, a little hard to see past. So after that Gerry, our spark, always made sure that he didn't dazzle her. Final day and we were preceding her, tracking backwards (how else would loyal subjects retreat from her!!!?) and the plan was for us to peel off down a side corridor while she and the party passed us and went straight on. To our horror, she followed us down the side passage. We were like rabbits in the headlights, making disordered gestures, pointing to where she should have gone. But she had come to say 'thank you' to Gerry!
The final shot of the day was her sailing out of Dover Harbour, on Britannia (the Royal Yacht). The band of the Royal Marines was playing 'Sunset', the sun WAS setting behind the town and on the rear deck of Britannia HRH gave us a special wave as she passed us at the end of the jetty.
People who don't especially have any particular regard for monarchy might find all this a load of tosh. I rather liked it, though. It made up for all those times I got soaked in the rain waiting for some other royal to decide to grace us with her/his presence.